Happy fucking hump day! It’s mid week yet again and what’s that?……..
Silence! There’s nothing! Not a fucking noise around me. Not a fucking thing to do this morning.
I know, I’m a shocked as you all are. It’s like a blissful bubble of silent security has been placed over my teeny tiny world and nobody can pop that shit!
I’m back out in the beautiful countryside of Manitoba close to what Canadians have deemed winterpig (Winnipeg) as it gets fucking cold here. Not just a little cold but can hit like minus fifty Celsius.
The difference being here this time is I only have two babies hanging with me and they are both semi self sufficient little shits. So that means this mama gets to relax, enjoy morning coffees and nap every fucking day!
What The Fuck? I don’t think I want to get used to this shit. I may never return to the chaos my life holds on the daily.
Ohhhh who am I kidding, as much as I enjoy this, I miss my babies who are back home unable to drive me to the brink of fucking insanity!
I just love them so much, no matter what shit they do! How can I not? They are all I’ve known for nearly eighteen years.
For now though, I’ll enjoy some down time, doing fuck all and catching up on those years of sleep I’ve so much lacked on.
Happy What The Fuck Wednesday! May your hump be small enough to step over to continue the remaining days of the week.
Rants of a Foul Mouthed Mom 