It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

The hump is high and the engine power low. Like the little engine that could I’ll make my ass up the hill and over! It started out okay, average day, got my ass up way too early, per usual. No reason at all and decided to caffeinate. Had a silent cup of coffee before waking

It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

The hump day before Christmas is here! Getting over the holiday bumps are the fucking worst! The last week my mornings have started with can I have a candy cane? Can open a gift? How long until Christmas? It’s never going to come! And this morning was no fucking exception to that shit! Youngest wakes

It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

Happy fucking hump day! Not far enough to be the weekend and just far enough it is not the beginning of the week. Today’s what the fuck comes to you from sleep deprived miserable kids, who don’t have a cord to continue being sleep deprived miserable shits. Yesterday my daughter asked me to get her

It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

Oh for fuck sake! It’s Wednesday and it started early today. I mean like 4:30 AM fucking early. Oh what a peaceful sleep it started out to be, until my ears started listening to the world around me. Hate when they do that shit! Pew pew, take that. Nooooooo! Ahhhhhh! You can’t win. Raaahhhhh clash,