What book you ask? Well it’s So You’re Not Supermom…. It’s Ok! Rants of a foul mouthed mom Volume 1! It is a great little listen for any parent, expecting parent or want to be parent! It’s a no holds book about the crap my kids have put me through! I have promo codes! IfContinue reading “Audio Book Free!”
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It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!
Well well today’s hump actually doesn’t seem to be any bigger than a road bump! What the fuck is happening! Kids got up, rhere was no fighting! No yelling! No screaming! And no f bombs dropped from any of them! The did not argue to change clothes, eat, get out the door or anything! ThisContinue reading “It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!”
It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!
I had hiiigh hopes, I had hiiigh hopes, high apple pie in the fucking sky hopes, until the kids were awake! The universal energy has finally realigned to full fledge assholeism (yah it might not be a word but I’m going to use the shit). It started out decent, I was up way too fuckingContinue reading “It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!”
It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!
The hump is high and the engine power low. Like the little engine that could I’ll make my ass up the hill and over! It started out okay, average day, got my ass up way too early, per usual. No reason at all and decided to caffeinate. Had a silent cup of coffee before wakingContinue reading “It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!”
It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!
I’m ready to get off this shit show of a hump day today. For real, fucking done! I’m officially exhausted. I finally got to sit for thirty fucking minutes around quarter after two before getting kids from school. I haven’t had a day go so insane in some time and I hope it doesn’t happenContinue reading “It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!”
It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!
Hi ho, hi ho, over the hump I go, hmhmhmhmhmh, hi ho, hi ho. I am ever so fucking slowly making my way through the midweek bullshit. I have been quite productive in some things. I think, maybe, yeah probably not haha. Got woke very super early this morning and the weather here has yetContinue reading “It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!”
It’s Fuck It Friday!
I typically have an abundance of fucks to give for this but this Friday? Fuck no! I have one, one fuck to give,so if you need it, you can only borrow it. Please return to sender, after this morning, I may need to reuse that shit! Or you have one I can borrow, I willContinue reading “It’s Fuck It Friday!”
It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!
It’s what the fuck Wednesday and a hump day that just keeps going uphill! The bullshit struggle is all too real. I’m late to my own fucking ritual post too. Because you know it’s been a fucking day! I thought it was going to start out ok, I was up on time, had coffee andContinue reading “It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!”
It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!
Starting off with a big fuck you Wednesday! Like for real, what the fuck? I got woke up every two fucking hours last night from my dogs. Apparently there was a skunk out there, plus side, neither of them got sprayed. Phew! That shit is nasty, I’ve dealt with that already. Then, I get upContinue reading “It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!”
It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!
Whoop, whoop, humpety, hump, hump, humpety, hump, hump, look the fucking ride up! It’s the mid week roller-coaster ride everyone wants off! Or at least I fucking want off of it! This morning was a quiet, yet rushed feeling morning. Not sure why, I woke on time, the kids weren’t complete assholes. I even gotContinue reading “It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!”
Rants of a Foul Mouthed Mom 