What book you ask? Well it’s So You’re Not Supermom…. It’s Ok! Rants of a foul mouthed mom Volume 1! It is a great little listen for any parent, expecting parent or want to be parent! It’s a no holds book about the crap my kids have put me through! I have promo codes! IfContinue reading “Audio Book Free!”
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It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!
The hump is high and the engine power low. Like the little engine that could I’ll make my ass up the hill and over! It started out okay, average day, got my ass up way too early, per usual. No reason at all and decided to caffeinate. Had a silent cup of coffee before wakingContinue reading “It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!”
It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!
Hi ho, hi ho, over the hump I go, hmhmhmhmhmh, hi ho, hi ho. I am ever so fucking slowly making my way through the midweek bullshit. I have been quite productive in some things. I think, maybe, yeah probably not haha. Got woke very super early this morning and the weather here has yetContinue reading “It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!”
It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!
It’s what the fuck Wednesday and a hump day that just keeps going uphill! The bullshit struggle is all too real. I’m late to my own fucking ritual post too. Because you know it’s been a fucking day! I thought it was going to start out ok, I was up on time, had coffee andContinue reading “It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!”
It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!
Starting off with a big fuck you Wednesday! Like for real, what the fuck? I got woke up every two fucking hours last night from my dogs. Apparently there was a skunk out there, plus side, neither of them got sprayed. Phew! That shit is nasty, I’ve dealt with that already. Then, I get upContinue reading “It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!”
It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, fuck that I am going to float today! This hump day is going to be long and trying. I know this already. How? Well, let me fucking tell you. I got up at five, yup, no real reason just wide awake. That’s clue number 1. Fuck I need moreContinue reading “It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!”
It’s Fuck It Friday!
This is just fanfuckintastic! It’s 2021, it’s Friday and I get to say fuck it on the very first day of the new year! How fucking perfect is this? Well, for me it is absofuckinlutely more perfect than anything else. So far the kids are all still asleep and I actually got to sleep in.Continue reading “It’s Fuck It Friday!”
It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!
Not only is it what the fuck Wednesday, it is officially the last one of 2020. Congradu-fucking-lations! You made it through the year of hell upon hell hump days doing you wrong! No? Alright well I survived them doing me wrong! Looking back through the last year of hump days has me fucking laughing. ThereContinue reading “It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!”
It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!
The hump day before Christmas is here! Getting over the holiday bumps are the fucking worst! The last week my mornings have started with can I have a candy cane? Can open a gift? How long until Christmas? It’s never going to come! And this morning was no fucking exception to that shit! Youngest wakesContinue reading “It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!”
It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!
What the fuck, I forgot what the fuck Wednesday this morning! That just tells you the kind of week I’ve been having. I don’t usually forget this shit, it’s my favorite midweek bitch about shit happening. Maybe I’m just getting old, I mean not in age but after six kids the brain is bound toContinue reading “It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!”
Rants of a Foul Mouthed Mom 