It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

But it’s not a normal what the fuck Wednesday. It’s one of what the fuck in the universe shifted to bring a semi normal and manageable hump day. Typically I’ve got shit to bitch about and other than being up at five in the fucking morning today, today is one of love. As I was

It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, fuck that I am going to float today! This hump day is going to be long and trying. I know this already. How? Well, let me fucking tell you. I got up at five, yup, no real reason just wide awake. That’s clue number 1. Fuck I need more

It’s Fuck It Friday!

This is just fanfuckintastic! It’s 2021, it’s Friday and I get to say fuck it on the very first day of the new year! How fucking perfect is this? Well, for me it is absofuckinlutely more perfect than anything else. So far the kids are all still asleep and I actually got to sleep in.

It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

Not only is it what the fuck Wednesday, it is officially the last one of 2020. Congradu-fucking-lations! You made it through the year of hell upon hell hump days doing you wrong! No? Alright well I survived them doing me wrong! Looking back through the last year of hump days has me fucking laughing. There

It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

The hump day before Christmas is here! Getting over the holiday bumps are the fucking worst! The last week my mornings have started with can I have a candy cane? Can open a gift? How long until Christmas? It’s never going to come! And this morning was no fucking exception to that shit! Youngest wakes

It’s Fuck It Friday!

Well Holy fucking hell. It’s been a while since I’ve released a good day of fuck its! Almost a fucking month actually. Today is my last day country living. As sad as I am to go back to the crappy ass city, I am so excited to see my babies. The ones without fur and

It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

The midweek mayhem day that never really seems to be gentle. Whether it be emotions, children, people or otherwise, it’s a fucking shit show day! I woke this morning to realize my time in the country is again almost up. I am headed back to the city and all its glorious bullshit. Totally not a

It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

Humpity, hump, hump, humpity, hump, hump, over the hill we gooooooo! Welcome to the weeks what the fuck hump! It’s dashing through the door. This week is brought to you by……. time! Oh the one thing we never truly have enough of and we take for fucking granted. Today I woke semi early, realizing that

It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

Dingggg….Dongggg….ding, dong, ding dong, ding, dong….oh yeah it is ringing in like an annoying child playing ding, dong ditch at the fucking door. What The Fuck Wednesday arrives! Early fucking morning! It was a peaceful sleep being had until I could begin to hear a noise like a door bell. Slowly getting louder, louder, and

It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

Happy fucking hump day! It’s mid week yet again and what’s that?…….. Silence! There’s nothing! Not a fucking noise around me. Not a fucking thing to do this morning. I know, I’m a shocked as you all are. It’s like a blissful bubble of silent security has been placed over my teeny tiny world and