It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

I had hiiigh hopes, I had hiiigh hopes, high apple pie in the fucking sky hopes, until the kids were awake! The universal energy has finally realigned to full fledge assholeism (yah it might not be a word but I’m going to use the shit). It started out decent, I was up way too fucking

It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

Hi ho, hi ho, over the hump I go, hmhmhmhmhmh, hi ho, hi ho. I am ever so fucking slowly making my way through the midweek bullshit. I have been quite productive in some things. I think, maybe, yeah probably not haha. Got woke very super early this morning and the weather here has yet

It’s Fuck It Friday!

I typically have an abundance of fucks to give for this but this Friday? Fuck no! I have one, one fuck to give,so if you need it, you can only borrow it. Please return to sender, after this morning, I may need to reuse that shit! Or you have one I can borrow, I will

It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

I’m late, I’m late for a very important day! The what the fuck Wednesday hump day! Well, better fucking late than never! It’s been an insane week but a gentle day today! Thank gawd I was able to just coast along this hump day. Emotions have been running high all over the place, I miss

It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, fuck that I am going to float today! This hump day is going to be long and trying. I know this already. How? Well, let me fucking tell you. I got up at five, yup, no real reason just wide awake. That’s clue number 1. Fuck I need more

It’s Fuck It Friday!

This is just fanfuckintastic! It’s 2021, it’s Friday and I get to say fuck it on the very first day of the new year! How fucking perfect is this? Well, for me it is absofuckinlutely more perfect than anything else. So far the kids are all still asleep and I actually got to sleep in.

It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

Not only is it what the fuck Wednesday, it is officially the last one of 2020. Congradu-fucking-lations! You made it through the year of hell upon hell hump days doing you wrong! No? Alright well I survived them doing me wrong! Looking back through the last year of hump days has me fucking laughing. There

It’s Fuck It Friday!

Well Holy fucking hell. It’s been a while since I’ve released a good day of fuck its! Almost a fucking month actually. Today is my last day country living. As sad as I am to go back to the crappy ass city, I am so excited to see my babies. The ones without fur and

It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

The midweek mayhem day that never really seems to be gentle. Whether it be emotions, children, people or otherwise, it’s a fucking shit show day! I woke this morning to realize my time in the country is again almost up. I am headed back to the city and all its glorious bullshit. Totally not a

It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

Humpity, hump, hump, humpity, hump, hump, over the hill we gooooooo! Welcome to the weeks what the fuck hump! It’s dashing through the door. This week is brought to you by……. time! Oh the one thing we never truly have enough of and we take for fucking granted. Today I woke semi early, realizing that