Audio Book Free!

What book you ask? Well it’s So You’re Not Supermom…. It’s Ok! Rants of a foul mouthed mom Volume 1! It is a great little listen for any parent, expecting parent or want to be parent! It’s a no holds book about the crap my kids have put me through! I have promo codes! IfContinue reading “Audio Book Free!”

Hellooooo 2022!

Here we are a new year and a new beginning! Where the fuck has another gone? Although 2021 was not the greatest year. I actually felt semi accomplished by the last month of it. It helped that I wasn’t working two jobs though! Anyway, since it’s been well over a hot minute. I’m throwing outContinue reading “Hellooooo 2022!”

It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

I had hiiigh hopes, I had hiiigh hopes, high apple pie in the fucking sky hopes, until the kids were awake! The universal energy has finally realigned to full fledge assholeism (yah it might not be a word but I’m going to use the shit). It started out decent, I was up way too fuckingContinue reading “It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!”

It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

The hump is high and the engine power low. Like the little engine that could I’ll make my ass up the hill and over! It started out okay, average day, got my ass up way too early, per usual. No reason at all and decided to caffeinate. Had a silent cup of coffee before wakingContinue reading “It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!”

It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

It’s what the fuck Wednesday and a hump day that just keeps going uphill! The bullshit struggle is all too real. I’m late to my own fucking ritual post too. Because you know it’s been a fucking day! I thought it was going to start out ok, I was up on time, had coffee andContinue reading “It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!”

It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

Starting off with a big fuck you Wednesday! Like for real, what the fuck? I got woke up every two fucking hours last night from my dogs. Apparently there was a skunk out there, plus side, neither of them got sprayed. Phew! That shit is nasty, I’ve dealt with that already. Then, I get upContinue reading “It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!”

It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

Whoop, whoop, humpety, hump, hump, humpety, hump, hump, look the fucking ride up! It’s the mid week roller-coaster ride everyone wants off! Or at least I fucking want off of it! This morning was a quiet, yet rushed feeling morning. Not sure why, I woke on time, the kids weren’t complete assholes. I even gotContinue reading “It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!”

It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

But it’s not a normal what the fuck Wednesday. It’s one of what the fuck in the universe shifted to bring a semi normal and manageable hump day. Typically I’ve got shit to bitch about and other than being up at five in the fucking morning today, today is one of love. As I wasContinue reading “It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!”

It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, fuck that I am going to float today! This hump day is going to be long and trying. I know this already. How? Well, let me fucking tell you. I got up at five, yup, no real reason just wide awake. That’s clue number 1. Fuck I need moreContinue reading “It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!”

It’s Fuck It Friday!

This is just fanfuckintastic! It’s 2021, it’s Friday and I get to say fuck it on the very first day of the new year! How fucking perfect is this? Well, for me it is absofuckinlutely more perfect than anything else. So far the kids are all still asleep and I actually got to sleep in.Continue reading “It’s Fuck It Friday!”