It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

Starting off with a big fuck you Wednesday! Like for real, what the fuck? I got woke up every two fucking hours last night from my dogs. Apparently there was a skunk out there, plus side, neither of them got sprayed. Phew! That shit is nasty, I’ve dealt with that already. Then, I get up

It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

Whoop, whoop, humpety, hump, hump, humpety, hump, hump, look the fucking ride up! It’s the mid week roller-coaster ride everyone wants off! Or at least I fucking want off of it! This morning was a quiet, yet rushed feeling morning. Not sure why, I woke on time, the kids weren’t complete assholes. I even got

It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

But it’s not a normal what the fuck Wednesday. It’s one of what the fuck in the universe shifted to bring a semi normal and manageable hump day. Typically I’ve got shit to bitch about and other than being up at five in the fucking morning today, today is one of love. As I was

It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, fuck that I am going to float today! This hump day is going to be long and trying. I know this already. How? Well, let me fucking tell you. I got up at five, yup, no real reason just wide awake. That’s clue number 1. Fuck I need more

It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

Not only is it what the fuck Wednesday, it is officially the last one of 2020. Congradu-fucking-lations! You made it through the year of hell upon hell hump days doing you wrong! No? Alright well I survived them doing me wrong! Looking back through the last year of hump days has me fucking laughing. There

It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

The hump day before Christmas is here! Getting over the holiday bumps are the fucking worst! The last week my mornings have started with can I have a candy cane? Can open a gift? How long until Christmas? It’s never going to come! And this morning was no fucking exception to that shit! Youngest wakes

It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

What the fuck, I forgot what the fuck Wednesday this morning! That just tells you the kind of week I’ve been having. I don’t usually forget this shit, it’s my favorite midweek bitch about shit happening. Maybe I’m just getting old, I mean not in age but after six kids the brain is bound to

It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

The midweek mayhem day that never really seems to be gentle. Whether it be emotions, children, people or otherwise, it’s a fucking shit show day! I woke this morning to realize my time in the country is again almost up. I am headed back to the city and all its glorious bullshit. Totally not a

It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

Humpity, hump, hump, humpity, hump, hump, over the hill we gooooooo! Welcome to the weeks what the fuck hump! It’s dashing through the door. This week is brought to you by……. time! Oh the one thing we never truly have enough of and we take for fucking granted. Today I woke semi early, realizing that

It’s What The Fuck Wednesday!

Dingggg….Dongggg….ding, dong, ding dong, ding, dong….oh yeah it is ringing in like an annoying child playing ding, dong ditch at the fucking door. What The Fuck Wednesday arrives! Early fucking morning! It was a peaceful sleep being had until I could begin to hear a noise like a door bell. Slowly getting louder, louder, and